- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Knock, knock. answers door

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

a man walked into a bar ouch

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

matt f stupid because no one likes him

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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