What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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