- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Obama

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Women Driving.

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I saw a poor man named rich

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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