A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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boo

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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