What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Once upon a cross

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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