You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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*you're

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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