- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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