how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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