- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

a horse walks into a blender ow

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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