- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Yes.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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