Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Anti Joke

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