What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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