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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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