why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Ham sandwich

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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