Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Women have the right to vote.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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