Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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knock knock Come in!!!

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