- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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