What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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want a balloon? yeah

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ecks! why zee?

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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