what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Proof reading

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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american government

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Anti Joke

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