- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Yes.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

I'm gay. No homo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Womens Rights.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Knock knock. Death.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Penis

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Scientology.

pickle juice?

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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