What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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