- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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