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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin