- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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