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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Cold camel scrotum.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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