- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

I'm banging your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A blind man walks into a bar

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What is White over Black? Society.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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