Who has downs this joke

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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