- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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