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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Muslim athletes.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Who has downs this joke

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