What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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who is awesome? no one...

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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this girl died

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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