What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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wood cant chuck wood

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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