Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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