- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

The cow went moo

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

19th amendment

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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