A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

save water shower with friends

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

the cast of the jersey shore

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

I am on a escalator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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