so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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