- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How many dislikes can this get?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

why do you care?

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Guess what? Holocaust

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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