A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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