- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

knock knock

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

we all know sammi has a penis

Ouch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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