How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Anti Joke

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