What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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How are you? Yes

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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