- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

knock knock!! kanye west

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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