- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

whats your name? bumder:)

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

thumbs up!

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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