Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

sarah taylor

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

...NO.

fart+fart=poop

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Anti Joke

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