- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Hi.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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