There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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