- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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