- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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