- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What number comes after 29? 30.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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