- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Johnson stops eating

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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