- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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