why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Women.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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what happens during a climax apples

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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